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Archive for June, 2009

You have the Right To Remain Silent, I recommend you exercise it.

Posted in Current Affairs, quotes, ridiculousness on June 30, 2009 | 4 Comments »

I hate to say it, but there are a lot of people in Columbia, South Carolina who need to learn how to Shut the &*%@ Up.  Case in point – “This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story,” Sanford said. “A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a [...]

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One more thing –

Posted in Web/Tech on June 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I’ve been trying to learn how to Twitter.  I added the Twitter widget to my blog, so if you scroll down to the bottom of the sidebar you’ll see where I’ve been updating.  I don’t think I’ve gotten to the point yet where I’m funny, but I’m working on it.  I want to be funny without [...]

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We Love You Michael

Posted in Music on June 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Libby sent me a text as I was arriving home from work yesterday about the rumored death of Michael Jackson.  I sat down on the couch in shock, and turned on the television.  CNN was showing the video of Mark Sanford crying (I have thoughts on that too, I really thought they were picking on [...]

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The State Bird of South Carolina –

Posted in Augusta, Hurricanes, Sports, dogs, ridiculousness on June 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Is the Palmetto Bug.  A.K.A. The Flying Roach.  I can deal with a whole lot of things, and flying roaches are not on that list.  They make me die a little inside every time one gets close to me.  Which is unfortunate, since I come in close contact with them on a regular basis these [...]

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Happy Father’s Day!

Posted in The Paines on June 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »

The best Trav quote I have from this past week goes something like this: Me: Daddy – you won’t believe this awesome frosty deal they have, you can get a free frosty for six months! (Trav loves frostys and I had been really excited about telling him the good news). Trav: No joke, I’ve had [...]

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Frostys make you cool

Posted in Food and Drink on June 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Y’all will not believe the awesome thing that happened to me today.  I love Wendys, I always get a baked potato and a jr cheese burger and a big drink and a mini frosty (I like the little ones, the big ones melt before I can eat them, and if I try to eat them before [...]

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Ahh, Summertime.

Posted in Uncategorized on June 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

The orkin man called me today to tell me that they have a special on mosquito treatments right now.  A steal for only $70 a month.  When I got to work this morning it was so hot in my office that I almost had to go downstairs to the conference room to drink my coffee.  [...]

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Dehydration is the enemy

Posted in Work, Working Out on June 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

We had a trial yesterday.  Trials don’t happen very often in my line of the law, and so when they do it is a big deal.  We worked all last week and all Sunday afternoon to be prepared.  I was at the courthouse at 8:15 to get someone to show me the multimedia.  Trial was [...]

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AHHH!! Barney, I love you.

Posted in Television on June 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Neil Patrick Harris is hosting the Tony’s tonight.  I really, really, really like Neil Patrick. Sigh.  Too bad I’m not his type.  Otherwise I really think we could make it work. Gah.

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How to be awkward

Posted in Augusta, Weddings, Work, ridiculousness on June 4, 2009 | 2 Comments »

1.  Call Bloomingdales from work to order lingere for bachelorette party.  Try to be quiet as you ask for Hanky Panky Low Rise Thong.  When the girl ask you if you want the ones with lace all over or not, try to ignore that your boss just walked in the room and is looking at [...]

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