Y’all, I’m honestly embarrassed by how long it has been since my last post. But I do have a few excuses. I am also well aware that no one wants to hear excuses. But, 2010 has been kind of crazy so far. I left my old job, had a few panic attacks about what I was going to do next, and started a new job that I’m really happy with so far. Somewhere in all of that, I went skiing, spent a week doing hard manual labor for the junior league attic sale (I know the best way to fill up a dumpster with trash), raked over ten huge paper bags full of leaves out of my yard, drank a few liquor drinks and washed a few sandwiches down with beer at the Masters, and celebrated Paige and Jack’s wedding! I’ve made new friends and spent quality time with old friends, and I can say so far that this year is really shaping up. The flowers have been absolutely unbelievable this year. I’ve never seen the azaleas show off so. And guess what I saw today? A HONEYSUCKLE! My favorite jasmine of all times! I got really excited. Briscoe just kind of looked at me like, Lady, get a grip. You know what else has been amazing this year? The pollen. A week or two ago it was basically raining pollen. There was a yellow cloudy haze hanging over the entire city. Pollen accumulated inside my car in amazingly gross amounts. Briscoe turned yellow. You could literally sit and watch it fall like, like, um, I don’t want to say snow, because it doesn’t look like that, it’s more like dust falling, lighter than sand, but not like snow. Maybe sort of like ash? But lighter. Someone said it looked like someone had dusted for finger prints all over Augusta. I think that is the best analogy I’ve heard so far. It falls, but it blows around. I’ve never seen anything like it, and I’ve never seen it as bad it was this year. And it turns EVERYTHING yellow. It’s almost like a nightmare. ANYWAY, the yellow pollen is apparently not the pollen that makes you feel bad, because if it’s big enough to see, it’s too big to inhale, and the pollen you inhale is much too small to see. The small pollen has been slowly killing me. I’ve decided to coin this illness as the yellow lung. No more complaints of allergies. I’m dying of the yellow lung. I like to think my voice sounds cooler with the deep raspy tone I’ve recently developed, but we all know I’m not rational about such things. I infinitely prefer the noise my window unit air conditioner makes to my noise machine when I sleep at night. Like, a bazillion times over. One day I’ll get my upstairs connected to the central air, but right now I’m sort of loving the window unit. Is that bad? Does recycling atone for my window unit sins? My new favorite television show is Mercy. The people on this show are ridiculously good looking, total alcoholics, and complete trainwrecks. But I have to say they all seem to have a super sense of humor. I love a dark drama that also makes me cry laughing. It happens rarely, if ever. My other favorite show is Cougar Town. I didn’t want to like it, but I really REALLY love it. LOVE. I hope you all had a very pleasant Monday, and that Tuesday is an even better day. The lamb and I are going to sleep tight. Sweet dreams!
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