Me: You never responded to my text message about the Canadian mystery crime novel I’m reading! Where the victim gets electrocuted at the community curling match on Boxing Day after the maple syrup pancake breakfast?!
Robyn: I definitely thought I dreamed that, and that if you did send me that text that you made this novel up to pick on the Canadian.
Me: I’m serious! Everyone got a new toque for Christmas! And I even knew what that word meant! It was a fun read. There was hockey and bacon and snow and art and tons of French words, it was awesome, you would love it.
the thin line between optimism and delusion... 
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