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Tonight I am going to my fourth wedding in five weeks, and my last wedding for a while.  My summer wedding tour 2005 will be over.  Which is good, because I was starting to get tired. 

But I am looking forward to tonight.  It should be fun.  The rehearsal dinner last night was very pretty and the food was great.  I had an upsetting run in with a cab driver on my way home from downtown last night, but other than that it was a good night.    I apologize if I called you last night and left you an overly dramatic voice mail, I was a little distressed.  I’ve regained my composure. 

I still have a cold, which sucks, but I’m fighting through it. 

I don’t know why, but I’ve kind of had a chip on my shoulder the last couple of days.  I’ve been a little overly sensitive, and a bit defensive.  I hate it when I act like that, hopefully I will be able to brush my shoulders off and get a grip.  I think sometimes I just get a little overly analytical.   Actually, more than that, I think I have been rather negative lately, and critical of others.  This is going to stop now.  Sometimes I think I am being hilarious, when really I am just being mean. 

So from now on I’m going to be more positive and less critical.  Basically, I haven’t been very loving, and loving charlsie is much more pleasant than unloving charlsie. 

I apologize if I have given you a hard time lately or picked on you, or made any comments that hurt your feelings, and call me out if I do it again, because from now on I am going to be much nicer, which in turn will make me much happier.  I love you all!!

I was making a sandwich today at my house (I’m in augusta) out of some chicken that my mom cooked last night.  Bella was boring holes in my back (or the back of my legs maybe) while I was doing this.  So, being in a benevolent mood, I gave her a little taste of chicken.  This will probably be the last time this happens. 

Once Bella had that one taste of chicken she was hooked, and wouldn’t leave me alone.  I had another little piece left over that fell out my sandwich when I put it in the toaster, so I gave her that little piece too.  I thought this was sweet of me, but in reality Bella saw this as me catering to her needs, and decided that this should be my new role in her life.   In other words, she had me wrapped around her finger. 

Bella was  standing in the middle of the kitchen, with a huge string of drool hanging down from her right jowl.  I had just washed my hands and I did not feel like wiping the drool off her face, but the kitchen had just been mopped, and this was concerning to me. 

Me: " Bella, that is gross, you shouldn’t be sitting there drooling all over the clean floor, I’m never going to give you another piece of chicken if you don’t stop drooling. "

To which Bella responded by looking right, and sucking up the huge string of drool back into her mouth. I thought I was hallucinating.  But I promise you that it happened.  Then  she started to whine and bark at me. 

This leads me to a few conclusions –
1.  She understands a lot more than she lets on. 
2.  She doesn’t do 90% of the things I tell her to that she understands. 
3.  She really loves chicken. 

While I was eating the sandwich she kept licking my feet – which drives me crazy.  I was sitting in her chair, so I think this might have been her passive aggressive way of trying to get me to move.  When I put my feet up on another chair, she began to bark at me. 

I’m telling you, she and I are on thin ice.  I’m thinking about breaking up with her.  She tries her best to take advantage of me, and I’m not sure I need dogs like that in my life. 

Mama said she doesn’t do this to her, but that it is because Mama doesn’t give Bella little tastes while she is preparing food.  Idiot dog, she should learn that if she can at least be happy with a little bit, that she will receive that little bit a lot more often – but when she gets grabby, she loses opportunities.   Sigh.  I’m sure I never act like that.  (ha).

(p.s. I am so happy about all the recent comments, they make me real happy, and it makes me happy that y’all are reading.  I promise I will try real hard to be better about posting.  miss y’all). 

GapeachGeorgia Peaches  and tomatoes.            Tomatoes_1

Ice_cream
Dipped Ice Cream Cones from Dairy Queen

Lemonade

Sparkling Pink Lemonade – I l ove anything carbonated! This is especially good if you put it in the freezer for a little while. 

Dock
  The Coleman Party Dock – easily fits six people – best $40 I have spent all summer. 

Sunshine

     Sunshine Bakery – the greatest sandwich place in america – thankfully located in downtown Augusta, Ga. 

Pellegrino

          San Pellegrino – my favorite sparkling water – amazingly refreshing and enjoyable.  I love bubble water. 

Yawn.  I also love miller light and prosecco wine.  Oh, and the air conditioner in my car.  And the man at the service station that got the screw out of my tire and plugged it for me.  I love him a lot. 

Vacation

I apologize for dropping off the face of the earth with regards to my blog.  I finished work in Rome last week and since then, besides a couple stops in the ATL, I  have been in the mountains with my family and friends. 

Now I am in Augusta, and I have a terrible cold.  A terrible summer cold.  I think I might be dying.  All I want to do is cough, but it hurts when I cough. 

But I have been hanging out with Bella and Bo.  They are precious.  And I have been catching up on my primetime in the daytime on TNT. 

They cut all the trees down in my parent’s backyard, which is upsetting.  Maybe I will post some pictures later.  Hold your breath.  Then you will know what I feel like right now with this cold. 

Summer Camp

My friend Michael sent me this months ago, and I found it while cleaning out my mailbox, and I thought it was appropriate for the summer time.  Michael and I have fond memories of AYC, my dad spent almost 20 summers there, until he graduated from law school, and my mom was the camp nurse for five years when I was younger – it is my favorite place on the planet.  Michael was a camper and leader in Tallulah Falls.  This email is a gross exaggeration, but it makes me think of camp, and it makes me laugh real hard.  I hope y’all have as many happy memories of camp as I do. 

Dear Mom and Dad,

Our Leader told us to write to our parents in case you
  saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2
  sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were
  all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.  Oh yes, please
  call Adam’s mother and tell her he is okay. He can’t write because of the
  cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We
  never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn’t been for the
  lightning.  Our Leader, Keith, got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone
  without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire
  so he probably didn’t hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on
  a fire, the gas will blow up? The wet wood didn’t burn,
  but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Mathew is going to look
  weird until his hair grows back. 

We will be home on Saturday if our
  Supervisor, Keith, gets the bus fixed.  It wasn’t his fault about the
  wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left.  Coach Clary said that with a
  bus that old you have to expect something to break down; that’s probably why
  he can’t get insurance. We think it’s a neat bus. He doesn’t care if we get it
  dirty, and if it’s hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets
  pretty hot with 45 people in a bus. He let us take turns riding in the trailer
  until the highway patrol man stopped and talked to us.  Keith is a neat
  guy. Don’t worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Jessie how to
  drive on the mountain roads where there isn’t any traffic.  All we ever
  see up there are logging trucks.  This morning all of the guys were
  diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Keith wouldn’t let me
  because I can’t swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast,
  so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see
  some of the trees under the water from the flood.

Keith isn’t crabby
  like some leaders. He didn’t even get mad about there not being any life
  jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not
  to cause him any trouble.  Guess what? We have all passed our first aid
  merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see
  how a tourniquet works. Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said it
  probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got
  sick that way with food they ate in prison. I’m so glad he got out and became
  our leader. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he
  was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?  I have to go now.
  We are going to town to mail our letters and buy some more beer. Don’t worry
  about anything.

 

We are fine.

 

Love,

Chris

Chick-fil-a

Have I ever told about the times I would have starved to death if it hadn’t been for chick-fil-a? 

Well, they are numerous and cover large hunks of my life. 

Honestly, I go through spells where all I eat is chick-fil-a.  And then I won’t eat it for a long time, but I always come back. 

I’m on a HUGE chick-fil-a kick right now, mostly because of the dwarf house that guards the entrance to the street down which I must drive to get to my summer family’s house. 

No kidding I eat chick-fil-a at least once a day during the week.  And sometimes on saturday. 

But of course, never on sunday. 

Terribly important

I will be in depositions all day, being very useful. 

My job is to sit and listen.  It will be difficult and taxing, but I am working on being good at listening to conversations that do not include or pretain to me. 

Sitting still is the really hard part. 

But I am up early this morning, and feeling good, I’ve already eaten breakfast, I’m drinking coffee, and I’m ready to go. 

love y’all.

Story People

I get an email from Story People every day with a new story.  Today’s story is one of my favorites and also rather appropriate for how I feel today.  I slept for ten hours last night and I could have slept for 8 more, I think I might be getting sick.  But regardless, here it is –


There are some days when no matter what I say it feels like I’m far
away in another country & whoever is doing the translating has had
far too much to drink


The AJC has an article today on the state of the Timber Industry in Georgia.

Georgia’s forestry industry
lost a third of its economic might in three years, falling from $30.5
billion in 2001 to $20.2 billion in 2003.

In many parts of Georgia, trees are now less valuable than the land on which they stand.

Researchers at the
University of Georgia and the U.S. Forest Service conservatively
predict that one-quarter of the state’s timberland will be converted to
subdivisions, shopping malls, office parks and roads in the next five
years.

That’s a total of 5.6 million acres — about 16 percent of the
state’s land and an area the size of New Jersey. Look for more
clear-cutting along the coast and I-85 through North Georgia, the
researchers say.
 

What does this mean?  Where is this going to stop?  I’m serious about this, pine trees are a big deal.  I find the timber industry terribly interesting.  I LOVE TREES (although, white pine trees are my favorite – they smell really good, especially after it rains, and most of the timber trees are long leaf, or Georgia Pines).  I hate it when trees are cut down – unless they are replanted.  We don’t need anymore walmarts. 

It has been an exciting week here at work,  full of international investigations, cult leaders, baseball games, and probate hearings.  I have actual projects and work and stuff, but more than that I am a sort of attorney companion – like a tag along friend.  My attorneys take me places and then ask me what I thought – like a second opinion.  It is really fun.  I like being an attorney companion.  In depositions they even write down my name! Sometimes my attorneys schedule with me ahead of time, and sometimes it is more spur of the moment. 

This week, Monday was my most interesting day –

Monday morning I went to a probate hearing involving a piece of property in Chubb Town, which was the first freehold black community in the south, possibly in the country, I’m not exactly sure.  But the lady who owned the property died in 1930, intestate, and nothing has been done with the deed to the property since her death.   The problem is that there more heirs than you can shake a stick at, and you know how family politics work.  Decisions are difficult to come by.  It is the same old sad story of whether or not the family farm will be sold. 

Monday afternoon I had the pleasure of meeting an individual who adds flavor and color to the city of Rome.  She is a very intelligent, very interesting, very resourceful little woman named Serpentfoot (for more information, consult google, really, it is interesting).   David took me over to her house for a little inspection, the city is trying to condemn her house, and we represent the city, but David knows her from a class he taught at Floyd College.  She has borders in her house, she rents rooms to people – and each room of the house opens to the outside – and from what I could tell – none of the rooms open to each other.  There is one bathroom that opens to the outside as well.  One of the rooms is not currently occupied and she took us inside it – and I about died because it was probably at least 110 degrees inside that room.  And the room didn’t have any windows besides the one on the door – because I immediately started looking for places to put an air conditioner.  I’m sure it would be very livable in the winter time, but it was beyond hot on Monday.  She also runs a church out of house, for more on this, consult google. 

When we arrived she was pulling up poison oak, and didn’t shake our hands on account of the poison oak.  What I didn’t understand was that she wasn’t wearing gloves, and all I could think most of the visit was that tomorrow she was going to be covered in poison oak – especially since she kept wiping her face with her hands.  She showed us a tree she had cut down, and we looked at the sad conditions of the houses on either side of her, which both appeared to have termites and faulty roofs.  Her house seemed to have a fair roof, and she had lots of plants all around her yard – tomatoes, cacti, something called polk-stalk maybe?, and she had two dogs in the backyard on chains who both looked very hot.  At first the dogs acted like they were going to eat us alive, but after we spoke to them they calmed down and acted right. 

Overall it was a very colorful day. 

Ohh, and we got paid yesterday, which is always fun.