And yet I continue to buy it and drink it. Crave it even. Sometimes I think I have some sort of mental disorder involving the consumption of liquids. When I go to the grocery store, I want to buy coke, diet coke, caffeine free diet coke, Dr. pepper, diet dr. pepper, propel, poweraid, option, citrus cooler gatoraid, apple juice in the little boxes (minute maid), vitamin water, pelligrino, beer, wine, tea, coffee milk, chocolate milk, soy milk, and orange juice. And when I say beer and wine, I mean I want white wine and red wine and good beer and light beer too.
I spend most of my time thinking about what I want to drink, and get a cart mostly because I can’t carry around all the liquids. I put so many liquids in my cart the wheels stop working correctly.
The only thing in my freezer is coffee and snickers. My fridge has mostly beer and cokes and juice and milk when I can drink it fast enough to justify buying it.
I mean, I like food a lot. But when I go to the grocery, I want to buy drinks.