I hate to say it, but there are a lot of people in Columbia, South Carolina who need to learn how to Shut the &*%@ Up.
Case in point –
“This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story,” Sanford said. “A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day.”*
Sanford said Chapur is his soul mate but he’s trying to fall back in love with his wife.**
“At that point I was very careful, everything was paid for in cash,” Sanford said. “And you won’t find a credit card record.”***
Culbertson said he believed his friend when he said that this was his only marital transgression. He thinks Sanford was simply caught off guard by “the power of darkness.”
“One of the quotes we use in our couples course is, ‘You can choose your sins, but you can’t choose your consequences,'” Culbertson said. “We used to use David as an example of that. Mark may be the 2009 version of a good example. “Mark knew what David knew.”****
* SHUT UP! Seriously! Think about your four sons reading this and stop professing in the international news your love for the woman in Argentina! STOP IT.
** Lucky Mrs. Sanford, he’s TRYING to fall back in love with her.
***Is he bragging about this? Is he proud of how sneaky he was with his cash paying hotel rooms?
**** Did he REALLY just compare himself to King David? REALLY? AGGHH. I’m absolutely blown away by his arrogance. Please, just stop talking. And don’t even get me started with how straight up crazy Culberson sounds. He sounds like a cult leader. This is my favorite crazy quote so far –
“God hates lawlessness and is tireless in His desire to dissuade man from his fascination with lawlessness,” reads a paper titled “Cubby’s Talks.” ”Our hearts are lions’ dens of devouring lusts. Lawlessness torments righteous souls every day.”
the thin line between optimism and delusion... 