I hate to say it, but there are a lot of people in Columbia, South Carolina who need to learn how to Shut the &*%@ Up.
Case in point –
“This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story,” Sanford said. “A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day.”*
Sanford said Chapur is his soul mate but he’s trying to fall back in love with his wife.**
“At that point I was very careful, everything was paid for in cash,” Sanford said. “And you won’t find a credit card record.”***
Culbertson said he believed his friend when he said that this was his only marital transgression. He thinks Sanford was simply caught off guard by “the power of darkness.”
“One of the quotes we use in our couples course is, ‘You can choose your sins, but you can’t choose your consequences,'” Culbertson said. “We used to use David as an example of that. Mark may be the 2009 version of a good example. “Mark knew what David knew.”****
* SHUT UP! Seriously! Think about your four sons reading this and stop professing in the international news your love for the woman in Argentina! STOP IT.
** Lucky Mrs. Sanford, he’s TRYING to fall back in love with her.
***Is he bragging about this? Is he proud of how sneaky he was with his cash paying hotel rooms?
**** Did he REALLY just compare himself to King David? REALLY? AGGHH. I’m absolutely blown away by his arrogance. Please, just stop talking. And don’t even get me started with how straight up crazy Culberson sounds. He sounds like a cult leader. This is my favorite crazy quote so far –
“God hates lawlessness and is tireless in His desire to dissuade man from his fascination with lawlessness,” reads a paper titled “Cubby’s Talks.” ”Our hearts are lions’ dens of devouring lusts. Lawlessness torments righteous souls every day.”
the thin line between optimism and delusion... 
I think Sanford sees himself as the tragic hero in a dime store romance novel. In the NY Post he is quoted as saying, “This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story. A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day.”
I think he really believes he’s King David.
i know, right? TMI already! Dude — you are not Romeo or an unique and wonderous snowflake gamboling thru the winds of love. You are just another politican who f-ed up and had an affair while in office.
Apologize, prove you didn’t spend taxpayer money while “reaching out” to the global village with your johnson, and hush your mouth. En Espanol, Callete!
PS: Hey Charlsie!
I’m so glad that you put that in to words so well. I’ve been thinking all sorts of things, especially as things continue to get worse and worse and more blown out of proportion. I’ve even thought about writing him a letter (like maybe he’ll actually get it, and then listen to me). Well said.
I think Sanford has lost his mind. I know a lot of men go through mid-life crisis but this is really taking it to the extreme.
Kelly! I’m so glad you commented! Bizzy lurks a lot and comments every once in a while – HI BIZZY!
Molly, I was wondering if you were going to make it to the Bayside Reunion this year. I really wish we still had a copy of that video.