Archive for April 30th, 2007

Good Day v. Bad Day

On a good day, my hair rubber band is the perfect stretchiness. 

On a bad day, I explode diet coke cans in the mini fridge that Heather and I share at work. 

On a good day, I wake up and know exactly what I’m going to wear. 

On a bad day, I trip in the parking lot at work and eat asphalt. 

On a good day,  no one else gets on the elevator that I am on, and I am able to ride all the way to the ninth floor without stopping. 

On a bad day, my right foot is attacked by unidentified biting insects in my parents front yard. 

On a good day, chocolate chip cookies rain from the sky.

On a bad day I run out of gas on a busy street because my gas gauge doesn’t work. 

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