(this is a stand up comedy clip, and as such, it includes curse words, so maybe don’t blare it at work with your speakers on in your cube. I’m sorry I’m not sorry.)
As mentioned previously, I have pretty low standards when it comes to television. I only need one of the two following requirements – 1. I want to be told a story for an hour or 2. I want to laugh for 30 minutes. Side note, I’m not particularly interested in reality television, but I occasionally make exceptions. Especially historically significant events like NIk Wallenda’s nauseating tight rope walk on Sunday night. (I for real thought he was going to fall the whole time, I was a wreck).
Deep down, I have a sincere love for TNT and USA dramas. Burn Notice and Las Vegas are two shows I’ve never actually watched, but if I listed all of the shows that I have seen, you might be concerned. Let’s just say that Harris and I have a lot in common, including a love for Cinnabon. I’m not particularly short or chubby, or Indian, or a teenage boy, but other than that, me and Harris are basically the same.
the thin line between optimism and delusion... 
Aww, this entry made me smile. I love your love of average tv shows. Las Vegas was actually pretty good just because all the people were so pretty.
Haha, I forgot you used to watch Las Vegas! When it comes to movies, I need two out of three things – 1. pretty people, 2. pretty scenery, 3. a good story. When it comes to TNT and USA, I’m really happy when the characters include actors that I consider to be good old friends from other television shows, like Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, and Mark Paul Gosselaar. Seriously, if you aren’t entertained by watching Zack as a criminal defense attorney, you need to re-examine your life. Also, TNT was really there for me when I needed them. Without Prime Time in the Day Time, I might have had a nervous breakdown the summer of the bar exam.