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OMG

Have y’all heard about the pack of squirrels in Russia that killed and ate the big stray dog?

No?  GO HERE AND READ ABOUT IT

Be very afraid.  Seriously, there are a lot of squirrels on north campus, around the law school.  I’m sure there are enough of them that they could attack me.  But, I will say, there appear to be a lot of acorns and such, so I’ll probably be okay. 

Who knew that if the squirrels didn’t have enough pine cones they would eat a dog instead?

Did you even know that squirrels ran in packs?  I find this quite upsetting, as I have been bitten by a squirrel before.  Although, that was probably my own fault, since I did pick it up (I thought it was dead).  The real question is what the hell was I doing picking up a dead squirrel (my dog was chewing on it)?  I think I was around 12 at the time.  Regardless, it wasn’t dead when I picked it up, but it was dead once I slung it off my finger onto the asphalt.  Yep, that is right, I killed it. 

All I can tell you is that it was the LAST wild animal I ever picked up – dead or alive (excluding of course cooked game I guess). 

Jennifer said it could be worse – the headline could say – "Flock of Seagulls Attacks Female Law Student."

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