Archive for December 1st, 2005


Have y’all heard about the pack of squirrels in Russia that killed and ate the big stray dog?


Be very afraid.  Seriously, there are a lot of squirrels on north campus, around the law school.  I’m sure there are enough of them that they could attack me.  But, I will say, there appear to be a lot of acorns and such, so I’ll probably be okay. 

Who knew that if the squirrels didn’t have enough pine cones they would eat a dog instead?

Did you even know that squirrels ran in packs?  I find this quite upsetting, as I have been bitten by a squirrel before.  Although, that was probably my own fault, since I did pick it up (I thought it was dead).  The real question is what the hell was I doing picking up a dead squirrel (my dog was chewing on it)?  I think I was around 12 at the time.  Regardless, it wasn’t dead when I picked it up, but it was dead once I slung it off my finger onto the asphalt.  Yep, that is right, I killed it. 

All I can tell you is that it was the LAST wild animal I ever picked up – dead or alive (excluding of course cooked game I guess). 

Jennifer said it could be worse – the headline could say – "Flock of Seagulls Attacks Female Law Student."

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