Have y’all heard about the pack of squirrels in Russia that killed and ate the big stray dog?
No? GO HERE AND READ ABOUT IT.
Be very afraid. Seriously, there are a lot of squirrels on north campus, around the law school. I’m sure there are enough of them that they could attack me. But, I will say, there appear to be a lot of acorns and such, so I’ll probably be okay.
Who knew that if the squirrels didn’t have enough pine cones they would eat a dog instead?
Did you even know that squirrels ran in packs? I find this quite upsetting, as I have been bitten by a squirrel before. Although, that was probably my own fault, since I did pick it up (I thought it was dead). The real question is what the hell was I doing picking up a dead squirrel (my dog was chewing on it)? I think I was around 12 at the time. Regardless, it wasn’t dead when I picked it up, but it was dead once I slung it off my finger onto the asphalt. Yep, that is right, I killed it.
All I can tell you is that it was the LAST wild animal I ever picked up – dead or alive (excluding of course cooked game I guess).
Jennifer said it could be worse – the headline could say – "Flock of Seagulls Attacks Female Law Student."
the thin line between optimism and delusion... 
From (I think) southern California awhile back there was a story of roving feral Chihuahuas, which were hunting as a pack and supposed to be dangerous. It’s comical, but perfectly believable. Chihuahuas are vicious too.
Attack of the Killer Squirrels?
You decide.
h/t: Charlsie Paine
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Ah, yes, my old nemesis, the squirrel…in particular, the black fur squirrel…for some reason I have a personal vendetta against squirrels…and pigeons…don’t really know why…but I do…and when that day of reckoning comes, you will see…YOU WILL ALL SEE!
Sorry…I think finals are finally taking their toll on me…
No, you aren’t crazy Preston, because I HATE birds. Can’t. Stand. Birds. Especially seagulls, pigeons, and parrots. I hate them all. with a passion. finals or no finals.
But finals are about to kill me. because I can’t be productive. I just can’t. right now I’m laying in bed drinking a glass of red wine for my nerves and playing on the internet.
I HAVE PROBLEMS.
I can picture it now…
Little Charlsie Kate (with hair in two braids, no doubt) running around with her dogs…innocently picking up dead looking animals…Was it there that her nursing ambitions took a turn for the worse? or was that a later incident…
u are funny. i just loled at the office and got some odd looks…
Charlsie, I have NEVER seen you in braids. Or plaids as my mother calls them.
Birds of Prey are the only birds allowed to exist, all other ones I vote off the planet. Well, except flamingos and pelicans. Ok, so flamingos, pelicans and birds of prey are the only ones allowed…