the thin line between optimism and delusion…

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said,  DON’T GET TO CLOSE, I’M NOT THAT KIND OF CAR. 

My friend Robert was volunteering at an orphanage, helping to fix up the place, not actually playing with the children,  and while painting the walls of a bathroom saw a bumper sticker that said, PROUD PARENT OF AN ACCELERATED READER.