I have picked up a new bad habit. I have been very good about not sitting on my feet, although I am sitting on them right now, and I have been very good about flossing my teeth and my toes and my fingers are both painted, and other than the fact that I desperately need to have some clothes dry cleaned, I am learning how to be an adult.
But I have suffered a serious setback this week.
You know how all court houses have metal detectors and stuff? And because of this, law firms use plastic paper clips? They look kind of like triangles, and they come in an assortment of colors and sizes- here is what they look like this – 
Well. I like to chew on these little paper clips. They are much more fun to chew on than metal paper clips. And somehow I believe this is probably comes in somewhere along the lines of highly unprofessional and vaguely unsanitary. I have a neon yellow one in my mouth right now.
Sigh.
the thin line between optimism and delusion... 
Charlsie,
Childish habits can be fun. Don’t grow up too fast. I hope you still blow off the straw wrappers into your friends’ faces across the booth when you go to Teresa’s. That’s a personal favorite of mine.
-Jennifer (the old one)
Jennifer, don’t you worry about me, I am always up for blowing straws in people’s faces.
I almost did it today at the snack bar of the country club with some of my attorneys.
But I didn’t. The straw wasn’t the right kind of straw, and I couldn’t decide who to hit in the face, so I refrained.
Try the purple ones, they are extra-delicious