So, Ally, Kipp and I were chatting on IM today, during class, in a chat room. It was hilarious. Here are some excerpts. Obviously, it was a lot funnier in class, but still, funny.
allyescott5: hey – is John a big
drinker?
allyescott5: he always looks hungover
CKP10: I don’t know John really
SupesK: No. He’s from California. He is
also operating on West Coast time. It’s like
3:00 a.m. for him.
allyescott5: he’s been here for 3 years
CKP10: ha
allyescott5: you’d think the jet lag would wear
off
SupesK: He has a very sensitive biological
clock.
While discussing our visiting professor and trying very hard not to laugh and bring attention to ourselves:
SupesK: And he’s from Sandwich . . . or
Cape Cod if he is trying to impress a girl.
CKP10: what does that mean?
allyescott5: I think its funny that his hometown
is called Sandwich
CKP10: that is hilarious
allyescott5: I am from Grilled Cheese, GA
SupesK: I would wear Sandwich, Mass.
t-shirts everyday if that was where I was
from. With a picture of Reuben or
something on it.
SupesK: And a slogan like . . . "Sandwich,
Mass. It’s tasty!"
CKP10: I’m from Hoagie, N.C.
allyescott5: ahahhhahahahaa
CKP10: stop
CKP10: y’all are killing me
CKP10: I can’t breathe
allyescott5 has left the room.
CKP10: where did she go
SupesK: Her and I were about to lose it
back here.
SupesK: I’m literally chewing on a napkin
right now.
CKP10: she and I
CKP10: ?
allyescott5 has entered the room.
allyescott5: yeahI am looking at hurricane
victim footage to try not to laugh anymore
And discussing why some of our textbooks never make it out of the locker:
SupesK: There’s a book in here?
CKP10: I mean, I don’t have one
CKP10: but I think alex does
CKP10: and christian and rakesh are
sharing one
allyescott5: hahhahahahhha
SupesK: I think it is in my locker room.
Right now I have my copyright book.
allyescott5: I have a book for this class that
I’ve never opened
allyescott5: it lives in my locker with my crim
pro book
CKP10: it is shy
CKP10: and doesn’t want to get a sunburn or breathe second hand smoke
CKP10: scared of cancer
CKP10: knows what happens if you get
cancer better than most law books
SupesK: Crim Pro. Definitely never
opened that book last year.
allyescott5: that and its suffering from a totally
irrational fear of the police state
CKP10: well that is Crim Pro’s fear
CKP10: Health book is afraid of cancer
allyescott5: yeah, those two hanging out is a
recipe for antisocial behavior
CKP10: no kidding
CKP10: no wonder they are so boring
allyescott5: and crazy
allyescott5: let’s never forget crazy
CKP10: sitting in the dark, discussing all
your fears, is bad for you
allyescott5: yeah, especially if you are doing it
with a bottle of vodka and pictures from
your childhood
CKP10: stop it
allyescott5: I’ve never done that by the way
allyescott5: I just know someone who did
SupesK: Yeah, it’s usually not Vodka.
the thin line between optimism and delusion... 
HA! Girl I laughed almost as hard rereading that chat conversation on the blog as I did having it in Health Law. Hyperventilating in class is bad. I need to move away from Kipp.