the thin line between optimism and delusion…

I thought I liked Faris.  I thought she was super cool and could hang.  I told her I would like her more if she would take a shot of patron, and I thought she would listen.  I was wrong.  Her little sister took a shot of southern comfort and lime with me last night.  I thought Faris would take a swig of ……GAHHHHH SHE IS AFTER ME……

We  have to hit Faris over the head to take the Patron away from her.  She has never had patron before and was trying to pour patron into her margarita left over from son’s.  We told her that was pretty gross.  I mean, Lauren has been helping me.  Lauren is my secret drunk serious heart to heart friend.  Obviously she still is my heart to heart friend. We go way back.  We have spent more sober time together than me and my ex boyfriends.

"It has long been the law in Georgia that a citizen or resident of a municipal corporation if otherwise competent to serve is not incompetent to serve as a juror in a case in which that municipal corporation is a party or is interested."  O.C.G.A.  section 59-7-15.

I am so excited about taking the Georgia bar.  Kubat loves me.  Don’t tell Jessica.  She loves me too.  So don’t tell Kubat.

I can’t wait for everyone to be finished.  Hate y’all.  Call me.