I have been sitting in the sunshine reading a legal profession outline today. I normally go to the library – because I need the human interaction – but today I decided I needed the sunshine more than the human interaction.
Here at my apartment I don’t have a vending machine – and because I haven’t been around much lately I don’t have a lot of supplies. So I ventured out to the gas station by my house – the Okee Dokee BP.
Initially I was really pumped because I wasn’t going to wear any shoes – I love it when it gets to be warm and I don’t have to wear shoes any more and everyone gets so weird about the fact that it doesn’t bother me to go into stores with no shoes on. Give me a break – we live in Georgia. Worst things have happened. I promise I’ll wash my feet before I get into bed tonight. But then I remembered that some gas stations have that whole, no shirt no shoes no service thing. So I decided to wear my flipflops.
I bought some over priced gas and some over priced soft drinks, some bubble gum, and sugar babies. I resisted the urge to buy beer on the gas card. Trav doesn’t appreciate that sort of thing.
While I was in the store – this girl comes in – and all I can say about her outfit is that I hope she just walked out of the pool. She had a see through white wrap around long skirt thing. Like – totally inappropriate anywhere but at the pool.
But then she asked the gas station lady directions somewhere. And I got really confused. Like – if she doesn’t live here – then why THE HELL is she dressed like that? I mean, not road trip appropriate. And apparently the gas station lady agreed. Cause she gave the girl directions, and looked her up and down and said – You Visiting Friends?
It cracked me up.
In other news, I totally burned my stomach while sitting outside reading legal profession in my bathing suit today. STUPID CHARLSIE. I know better. Way better.
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