Archive for April 13th, 2006

A message from the management of the Arch Bar:

Its a celebration bitches.  The Arch Bar
conjunction with the UGA Law school students and
brewers of Pabst Blue Ribbon are hosting a
birthday party celebration for Rupp
Thursday, April 13th 2006 from 8pm till
Mr. Rupp is a very disease free,
single, eligible, long time customer of The Arch as
well as a distinguished officer of the law for ova
30 years. The Arch and PBR would like to show our
appreciation for the PBR drinkinest, mostest
litigatinist, best turf grass managing guy in
athens, by for one night only renaming a PBR,

Any patron that orders PBR by the name
"Rupp" will get it for $1.

See you there…..

p.s. Rupp says bring presents


Where: the Arch

When: Thursday, 9 pm – if you get there early
we’ll have a super special secret surprise

Who: anyone who’s friends with Rupp, wants to be
friends with Rupp, or just hopes that he’ll drunkenly grope them at some
point that evening


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This is going to be a ridiculous post – so if you don’t like me already – this post isn’t going to make you like me – so don’t read it – or at least – don’t take me too seriously. 

So, I can honestly say that I don’t care about the SBA elections.   I really don’t even care enough to write this post.  But one of my good looking guy friends made a special request – so I’ll oblige. 

I’m not even a member of SBA.  Due to my immense popularity I have been able to slide through the cracks this year by not paying dues and reaping the benefits of being an SBA member.  Seriously – there are perks to being me. 

Actually – when it comes down to it – I’m not a member of anything.  That isn’t to say that I don’t participate.  I’m an avid participant.  The only SBA event I missed this year was the golf tournament.  But I volunteered last year.  I just don’t like joining groups. 

It is a slippery slope.  If I join SBA – I will want to join the environmental law association because I’m a tree hugger – then I will need to join WLSA – cause I’m a girl – then I’ll feel the need to be in PAD (which provides great tailgating in my opinion).  $100 later – I’ll have a bunch of meeting I feel obligated to attend. 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – I lack decision making skills.  I can barely decide who to vote for in real life American elections.  Mostly because – when it comes down to it – I feel like it is the lesser of two evils.  Don’t worry – I vote.  Of course I vote.  I vote every time I have the chance in real elections.

I refuse to strongly support a political candidate that I don’t personally know. 

I don’t want to get that dramatic about SBA elections.  I don’t think the SBA has the opportunity to be evil.  Don’t get me wrong – I’m glad someone wants to plan the Bull Roast – which is my favorite SBA event.  I think the SBA should also support a bowling league.  That is something I could really get behind. 

But I don’t want to do it.  And I don’t want to be hassled about getting to decide who does it. 

Oh – but I love the listserv wars.   

So my ideal candidate would:
1.  Reinstate the listserv.
2.  Create a bowling league. 
3.  Come up with a rule that goes something like this – In a discussion or disagreement – as soon as you start whining – you automatically lose. 

Not that any of this matters – since I won’t be here next year.  But I do think I have a right to vote.  Since I have vested interest in this institution and I want to make sure the idiots to come don’t undue all the DRASTICALLY IMPORTANT changes that the idiots before me have made.  (just kidding kids – you know I don’t think you are idiots.  Y’all have way better gpas than me – I’m just using poetic license). 

I love the SBA.

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Be careful if you live in athens and wish you were a ninja.  In other words – beware ninja bulldawgs!

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?















































Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?




2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.



3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!




4. Rottweiler: Make me.




5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.




Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!




German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
the situation.




8. Jack Russell Terrier:
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture. 
(how true)! 




9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb?
I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!




10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 




11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don’t need no stinking light bulb."




12. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?




13. Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…



Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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Happy Early Easter!


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