Things I learned in the March edition of Cosmo that aren’t too trashy to post.
1. Single women crave kisses from men whose breath smells like peppermint. The majority of single men want to lock lips with a chick whose breath smells of – shocker! – alcohol.
2. A handy anagram to help girls stop and think: D-R-A-M-A.
D – Have I been DRINKING or doing DRUGS?
R – Am I feeling RATIONAL?
A – Am I excessively ANGRY?
M – Would my MOM be worried if she knew what I was about to do?
A – Am I acting like an ADULT?
(If you follow these directions you won’t have to worry about the responsibility police coming to get you in the morning).
3. When a guy says, "I thought I recognized her from somewhere," what he really means is "She was hot, and I wanted to stare."
All of the other tidbits I picked up in this months edition make me blush.
the thin line between optimism and delusion... 
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