I think I am sick. (p.s. – Mama and Daddy, if are reading this, I’m just kidding, poetic license, I’m actually doing lots of school work and I’m very much on top of my life).
Symptoms:
1. Inability to get out of bed in the morning.
2. Trouble concentrating.
3. Heightened stress levels, resulting in tense jaw.
4. Lack of motivation, in everything, from working out, to reading novels, to brushing my hair, to doing actual real work for school.
5. Lack of reality resulting in inefficiency and habitual inability to be punctual, anywhere.
6. Extreme need for homemade chocolate chip cookies and gourmet coffee.
7. Inability to make any sort of decision about the rest of my life, or, the rest of my day, resulting in me not having a job and also not eating lunch at a regular time.
8. Carpel Tunnel, from IMing I think, not from furiously taking notes.
9. Obsession with television, including, but not limited to, Gray’s Anatomy, Laguna Beach, NCIS, House, Boston Legal, Lost, CSI (the original one, although I like Miami a lot too), and Law and Order (OMG, that is like, as many hours as I spend in class, GAH, I’ve got to get a handle on my obsessions, they are controlling my life!).
10. On top of this, I’ve got a bit of a cold, or maybe it is allergies, but I don’t have time this week to be a hypochondriac, so I’m going to pretend that it is allergies and I’m not actually sick. Even though this gives me an excuse to not run outside, when it might actually make me feel better.
Other than my symptoms, I’m feeling pretty good about life. The weather is starting to make me a little nervous, I don’t know, I think it is kind of creepy that I can wear a tube dress to the auburn game this weekend. Not that I don’t enjoy the weather, because I do, I just find it kind of weird and creepy.
the thin line between optimism and delusion... 
CKate-
I remember going to the Auburn game with you and your parents in the land yacht when we were both still at ARC–and wearing wool pants and sweaters! This weather is a little weird. I think people are still going to the beach down here…I mean, it’s NOVEMBER.
ps…Thanks for posting my link! You’re the best! JLB
Umm, you caught that from me – sorry. I must have given this virus to you when I licked your face in Colonel’s backseat after GA FL. The inability to make it to class is a bad symptom. The inability to drag my fat ass to the gym is a worse symptom, but the best is the uncontrollable addiction to television.
PS someone told me that finals are coming up. wha???
It’s just being a 3L. I’m not even sure if you ARE a 3L, but it definitely sounds like it. You will get over it approximately two weeks before the bar exam, when you realize in a blind panic that you know no law and are destined to fail. Super motivator, huh?
But, seriously, if Alex is going to kiss Izzy like that every week, or something similar, who in the world wouldn’t pick Grey’s Anatomy over personal hygeine?!